Wearing men’s deodorant and watching the straight girls I work with faces’ become Confused and Attracted because I smell like a Hot Guy™ (their words) is a bisexual power move and you can’t tell me otherwise.
Plus, for the first couple of days you also feel constantly Confused and Attracted and where is the Hot Guy™? And then you realize that the Hot Guy™ was you all along.
how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on
Rather then being repelled, vampires are driven into a culinary rage by garlic, and spend the next 1d6 rounds punching the dish in question.
I nearly got away with making a vampire cannon with garlic. So my DM said that the garlic “repelled the vampires” so I stopped the session to ask some questions. Did he mean vampires literally got pushed back at the first smell of garlic? Yes, he said.
He sealed his fate as I then asked if the force of repulsion was additive or multiplicative. He said the latter with a confused tone, probably not sure where I was going with it. I then put two and a half years of mechanical engineering schooling to work creating a vampire cannon. Put a mask on the vampire so they can’t smell the two hundred cloves of garlic right next to them. Remove mask, boom, you have a vampire projectile at your disposal.
My DM still hates me for breaking the physics of his universe.
Secret Santa gift for @missharleenfquinzel!! I hope you like it, Madison ♥️ you’re one of the sweetest people I know and you deserve all the love in the world!! 🌈⭐
♦️Based on a picture of one of her awesome cosplays - which you can see at @arkhamesquecosplay!
Give me a post-Fusion mini-story where Samus has to deal with another infant of Ridley’s species and is torn between the ideas of blowing its brains out to save everyone some trouble, or trying really hard to raise it with some understanding of right and wrong.
hey, so, I’ve been seeing a lot of people complaining about heterophobia! so, I’ve decided to raise some awareness! In red, I highlighted the countries where straight people are oppressed because of their sexuality. please reblog to spread awareness of this injustice!
We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.
